LISTEN okay- Can I just say that I've always loved how insane this is? I love crack treated seriously, especially when it's done well like this. You end up losing your mind over the pathos in the wake of That ship? Really??? That's the ship!? and it's GOOD, it WORKS, but THAT SHIP WHY THAT SHIP WHY-

All this to say I love that your first contribution to this community and the first ship fic to be posted here is THIS of all things. Very ballsy of you! I live for the chaos, this pleases your Supreme Leader!